NSFW Video: Another Disturbing Food-Related Case of Indecent Exposure in Philadelphia

Coming on the heels of the perplexing/disturbing case of the so-called “Cheese Pervert” another story has emerged from the streets of Philadelphia in which a man crashed his car in front of a Crown Chicken & Grill and proceeded to strip and gyrate and, um, touch himself “there” as well as his bottom.

Vincent Wade, 34, of Pennsauken, New Jersey was arrested for impaired driving and was released after posting $500 of his $5000 bail.

Has Chris Pagano, the aforementioned Swiss cheese aficionado, set the bar so high for indecent exposure in the City of Brotherly Love that Wade wasn’t even charged for his public nudity?

Here is the NSFW video. It’s your choice whether or not you want to do this this yourself.