What The (BLEEP) Happened This Week? – Mar. 21

With with the ongoing Blade Runner trial and your St. Patrick’s Day hangover, here are four crimes you might have missed.

1. You know that “Move Over” law about having to move over to the center lane when a cop has pulled someone over on the shoulder? Well…this is what happens when you break it.

2. If you decide you want to try your luck at a casino, make sure to hire a babysitter first.

3. If you’re trying to visit your husband in jail, it’s probably best to wear some clothes?

4. Looks like even voodoo can’t protect your massive $2 million Meth ring, no matter how hard you try. Here’s the larger Hoodoo Voodoo family tree.

Javier 'El Don' Flores & Ma Concepcion Lopez in these older mugshots from 2007. Courtesy: Polk County Sheriff's Office

Javier ‘El Don’ Flores & Ma Concepcion Lopez in these older mugshots from 2007. Courtesy: Polk County Sheriff’s Office