What The (BLEEP) Happened This Week? – March 14

While you were busy watching the Bieber deposition videos and wondering why Zimmerman doesn’t just stay at home, here are some crimes that you might have missed.

1. When packing you kid’s school lunch, refrain from adding bullets. That’s not where your kid should get their iron intake. Try one of these instead:

2. I wonder if these guys are fans of Say Yes To the Dress?

3. Contrary to what Flavor Flav says, 911 isn’t a joke. You probably shouldn’t call just because you didn’t get your Oreos from your mom.

4. When ordering pizza for your family try to avoid the ones with theĀ special toppings.