Pantless Woman Steals Wine From Florida Supermarket

Florida was just recovering from Sandra Suarez’s scantily clad McDonald’s rampage and now they have a pantsless wine thief to contend with.

The Ocala Police Department are on the hunt for a woman they’ve identified as Desiree J. Taylor. The 35-year-old is wanted for waltzing into a Publix supermarket around 2 p.m. on Tuesday wearing only a t-shirt and slippers and making off with $41.68 worth of boxed wine.

This isn’t Taylor’s first rodeo. She was arrested last month for violence against a police officer and disturbing the peace. According to the Marion County Sheriff’s Office, the suspect has only been out of jail for two weeks.

That might explain why she was pantsless, but there’s never a good excuse for drinking boxed wine.

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