A convicted serial masturbator is back behind bars after getting caught cutting a woman’s hair in the Dollar Tree checkout line.
Jared Walter was only out of prison three weeks before getting arrested again this past Tuesday.
According to mall security who saw the incident go down, the 27-year-old followed a female customer around the store and then chopped her coif while standing behind her in line.
Oddly enough, this isn’t the first time Walter has been accused of such a crime. In May 2013, he pleaded guilty to ejaculating onto a woman’s hair while riding on a TriMet bus. (At least this time his penis wasn’t involved.)
When Walter addressed the courtroom in his most recent offense, he said, “I just want to say I’m sorry. I hurt a lot of people: the victims, my family, myself, their family. I want help — I just don’t know how to get it.”
The rebel hair stylist was sentenced to two years in prison, plus five years probation, which he broke with his newest crime.
Walter will reappear in court on February 26.