Drunk, high and falling asleep during his mugshot, this is how investigators describe 20-year-old Christopher Shirley when they stopped him last Thursday reports 2 Houston.
Deputies in Montgomery County, TX say they charged Shirley with DWI after he was found sleeping in his running truck. The vehicle was reportedly in reverse and sitting outside a Walmart. (Where else would he be?) A Good Samaritan tried to wake the impaired Shirley, but was unsuccessful says the report.
The NY Daily News says prior to being discovered, Shirley allegedly hit another vehicle in the parking lot.
Paramedics and police arrived and Shirley was given a field sobriety test (which he reportedly failed). Deputies told 2 Houston Shirley admitted to being impaired before making the drive.
Shirley reportedly confessed to smoking synthetic marijuana and is now being held at the local jail.
As far as we’re concerned, his mugshot is rather incriminating.
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Photo: Montgomery County Sheriff’s Office