Man Who Ejaculated Into Female Coworker’s Coffee Gets Off…In Court

Co-worker ejaculates into woman's coffee cup

Back in September, we reported on a sour incident that happened at hardware store where a 34-year-old man was caught ejaculating into the coffee cup of a coworker.

John R. Lind was charged with two counts of criminal sexual conduct. However, the judge dismissed the charges against splooge suspect because “no current sex law covered this type of incident.”

Instead, he was charged with indecent exposure.

Related:Man Admits To Ejaculating In Coworker’s Coffee As Way To Win Her Affection

That verdict obviously didn’t sit well with the victim, Pat Maahs, so she’s enlisting the help of lawmakers to make sure something like this doesn’t happen again.

Rep. Debra Hilstrom is up to the challenge and is focused on changing the law, in addition to changing the language of what constitutes fifth-degree criminal sexual conduct.

The bill unanimously passed the Public Safety Committee and will now head to the House floor. If all goes well, any future victims of similar crimes will be able to bring felony charges against the offender.

If said offender is then convicted, that person will have to register as a predatory offender.

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Photo: CBS Minnesota

  • jay Buogie

    More nasty white mother”f. SMH# These people control the porn industry, I don’t understand why they’re so surprised. Men are having sex with men, white women marrying dogs; so why not fu*k a cup. And, she wants to act like her world is upside down.. …This will be another story she can tell her friends at one of their “Dating Naked” parties. Freaky mother”f; creepy @ss hell.

    • Michael Hawkins

      Jewish owns porn and Hollywood. Can you say white people

      • Michael Hawkins

        I forgot jews own porn. Hollywood and the media. Sick fucks

      • jay Buogie

        The people who call themselves “Jews” are white. NEXT

    • lovelife

      I never heard her mention the race of the co-worker that did this. Are u assuming that because she is white that he must be?

      • Clara Manigault

        Very nicely said…

      • jay Buogie

        Watch the video @$$!!!! Before seeing the video I knew it was one of you nasty sick mother”f, like the white dude who just got arrested for sucking a horse DICK on a farm.

        • lovelife

          Actually…I’m black, u stupid, ignorant F*ck. EVERY race has some kind of perversion. No one is exempt. Just like all those Africans that were raping babies to get rid of AIDS. Or do you have one l some retarded excuse for that. When you stop being a little boy and are ready to talk about FACTS, then you may post. Until then… Have a seat… Actually, have several.

          • jay Buogie

            You clearly sound like you are high, so I’m requesting a 12 step program for you. Please read what you wrote, you stated “Africans raping babies to get rid of AIDS” Lol! And, you have another deranged mind set claiming your statement was very nicely said… “Clara”. I do agree with you on this one point; that all races of people take part in perversion. And, that’s the point to my statement, ignorant @ss!….. Just like you know I’m a black person without seeing my picture, I hope you know this; I’m sure you’re not a black person either. So, you go and have yourself several sets fu*k fagget.

          • lovelife

            http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/1703595.stm

            Read. It’s pathetic that you go on idiotic, very ignorant statements without knowing facts. Oh! And thanks for attempting to tell me what race I am. I can’t be black because I refuse to accept dumb and ignorant rants from dumb a$$es like you, regarding white people? Please.

            And the point to your statement was that there WAS no point to your statement. Lmao! All you’ve been doing is going on and on about all the perversions of whites! Not ONE of your comments held any merit of any form of intellectual (clearly, from the way you ATTEMPT to use your punctuation).

            Such a clueless, lost soul. Read the article. Educate yourself… A$$

          • jay Buogie

            You are one sick sociopathic mother”f. No one in his right mind would render a story that you clearly stated that Africans were raping babies to get rid of AIDS. You educate yourself, and seek some psychological help, you sick twisted white bastard. There are clearly some twisted ignorant @ss black men, who are just the same as some of you sick white @sshole……. We go from talking about a white jerkin off in a coffee cup, to you finding an isolated tragedy in Africa, trying to equate to this sick fu*k.

            Do me a favor, since you love looking things up Mr love. Find out how many white doctors and nurses were killed in Africa by Africans, because they believe that the white man was purposely infecting them with the “Ebola” virus, just like many of them feel the white man has done with the AIDS virus. The world is catching on to you sick mother”f, just like the ambassador of the US, who got his @ss whipped in south Korea a few months ago, for trying to be a know it all. George Bush can’t leave the country, or else he will be brought up on charges by other countries. So, educate yourself like I said you sick fu*k and get some help. And, by the way mother”f, you did agree with me;, you sick @sshole! reread your statement; racist @ss!! And, comprehend.

          • lovelife

            Baha! You’re such an idiot, it’s absolutely mind – boggling. I’m a BLACK female and a racist f*ck for defending YOUR racist statement against white people. Does your brain just constantly stay on stupid as you type? NOTHING you stated made any sense. Oh! I love how your previous statements about me being “High” and ” deranged” about the African story that couldn’t possibly be true got switched to it being “one isolated” incident once you got proven to be a clueless moron! Lmao! Stop trolling the Internet to find ways to type stupid a$$, racist rants about white people and go read a book or something (or get help). Either would benefit your sorry a$$! Baha!

  • Michael Hawkins

    Only white people. Gross. 53 percent of sex offenders are white males

    • Pinky

      True Story, Peds especially!

      • Brian Mullens

        Really? Wow so all the charges against some black suspects lately involving some 2 year olds are just trumped up charges against a man because he’s black?
        who woulda thunk?

    • Good ol’ JS

      Only white people…and R-Kelly. And for the record, there are plenty of black sex traffickers enslaving their own people(including kids) … and let’s not get started on the atrocities in Africa

      • lovelife

        True story. Ew

    • Anthony Santoro

      Apparently, you do not understand how to use statistics. Not surprising given that most Americans are innumerate. Whites make up 77% of the U.S. population. If being a sex offender was proportional to their population demographic white people would make up 77% of sex offenders. If your statistic is correct, white people do not make up 77% of sex offenders. In the US population they only make up 53% of sex offenders. This means that on proportion minorities are more likely to be sex offenders than are whites people. Stated another way, (whites) 77% of the population is responsible for 53% of the sex offenses leaving (minorities) 23% of the population responsible for the remaining 47% of the sex offenses. Do you see how sex offense crime relative to the population is out of proportion? This presumes that you are correct about the 53% of sex offenders are white makes.

  • Clara Manigault

    I’m trying to figure out what him being white has to do with anything. While the majority of sex offenders are Caucasian, that has nothing to do with this story. Being violated should not be stereotyped into a race. And I would myself would feel some kind of way if I had been drinking someone else’s bodily fluids for a while unbeknownst to myself. While everybody’s worried about what color he is, the fact of the matter is that the law needs to be fixed to include any and all types of sexual offenses. I hope the law gets passed personally.

    • Good ol’ JS

      I can’t help but agree with you. Too much is made of race when the real issue is some stranger tampering with the woman’s drink. I mean they could prosecute if it were rufies or urine. Tampering is tampering and they should have found a way to word it that would have landed this guy with jail time and a permanent psychologist. Hopefully they at least granted her a PFA.

      • Clara Manigault

        And that is a very sad fact.

    • Anthony Davis

      I didnt see in the article where it said he was white

      • Clara Manigault

        Anthony Davis I never said he was white or black, if you read what I posted I said race had nothing to do with any of it. I was comment on the already posted comments about him being a white man.

    • Paul McClain

      Every little thing that happens turns into he or she was black, or white, or Hispanic like heck. What does a race comparison have to do with anything when we are all human being. Same organs, same compatibilities, da F (Bomb. Everybody is taught and everyone learns, we are what we make of ourselves as human. Everyone wanna point fingers and discriminate.

      • Clara Manigault

        So again, I ask… What does race have to do with anything? This man did the unthinkable to a women for almost six months. Not sure why, but hey you have those individuals out there that find this type of stuff a turn on. It would not make a difference to me what race, or nationality his is. Being a sexual predator has no color or gender. So why fixate on what he might be, or might not be. We as humans need to look at the facts and stop letting an individuals nationality make the difference in any situation.

    • Madi Rodriguez

      Seriously who cares about race. What if that guy had some STD? He had his cum in her drink which is disgusting in its self. That is grounds for any and all sexual labels that he should be in the sex offender list.

      • Aaron Heath

        actually he did nothing illegal that they could charge him with except indecent exposure so in reality you can call him a sex fiend a pervert a sick twisted man or whatever but there is no criminal action involved except indecent exposure so he cannot (in all actuallity) be labeled a sex offender unless he actually broke a law concerning that

        • Rhonda Boyd

          Maybe you need your drink spiced up ass

      • That’s happened a few times. Usually people spit in food or drinks, and usually get away with it. But that? That’s vindictive. I mean even spitting in someone’s food is enough to spark outrage. And when I found hair in my food several times over the years, it makes me wanna barf.

  • netgirl1961

    what a sick man i hope he does not have HIV praying for her

    • Jeffrey Mullins

      Actually HIV cannot be passed that way….

      • Clara Manigault

        Actually drinking enough of it can be passed that way.

        Can I get HIV from oral sex?

        Yes, but most types of oral sex carry little to no risk of HIV.

        Oral sex involves giving or receiving oral stimulation to the penis (fellatio), the vagina (cunnilingus), or the anus (anilingus or rimming). Most types of oral sex carry little to no risk of HIV. The highest oral sex risk is performing oral sex (fellatio) with ejaculation in your mouth. However, the risk is still low, and much lower than anal or vaginal sex. Factors that may increase the risk of transmitting HIV through oral sex are oral ulcers, bleeding gums, genital sores, and the presence of other sexually transmitted diseases (STDs) (which may or may not be visible).

        The risk is lower if the partners are using condoms or dental dams, if the partner with HIV is taking antiretroviral therapy (ART) consistently and correctly, and if the partner who is HIV-negative is taking pre-exposure prophylaxis (PrEP) consistently and correctly. Condoms and HIV medicines can greatly lower the risk of transmitting HIV.

        For more information, see Oral Sex and HIV Risk.

        http://www.cdc.gov/hiv/basics/transmission.html

        • Cameron Davidson

          But it wasn’t oral sex. Nowhere here does it say it is transferred by ejaculate vs direct mouth-to-genital touch.

        • Rhonda Boyd

          Tell that to the lady who got aides from the asshole jacking on her chicken sandwich

  • Jeffrey Mullins

    Judge should have his dick cut off.

  • Jay Lock

    “The best way of waking up, is SEMEN in your cup!”

  • Jay Lock

    “Good to the last drop!”……….maybe not!

  • Theresa Hosford

    What the fu*k ppl color has nothing to do with it they are just some sick mother fuckers out there and in some states the facts are different in Indiana more of the black population are pedifiles.

    • lovelife

      Very well put.

    • Paul McClain

      Are you saying that there are more black pedophiles in America Than any other? Sound racist to me. In all reality white people out number all races put together in America by over 90 million. There isn’t even a quarter of blacks compared to the total of whites. As an accountant my numbers are simple and accurate. Your wrong for saying that.

      • Clara Manigault

        I don’t think it is a race thing, I think it is a control and sexual thing. And to me that has nothing to do with a persons race. If you have a sexual issue you just have a sexual issue.

      • Rachel

        Technically, she’s not wrong for saying that, because she said “In some states.” She didn’t specify which state, and she is correct.
        And not to pinch corners here, but the statistics of sexual offenses are higher in the black community than in the white. Yes, overall, white people commit more crimes, but as you just stated, there are far more whites than black people. In each individual race, the statistics of sexual crimes/violent crimes are higher among black communities.

        • Paul McClain

          Rachel. The way I am sure you maybe indicating is that out of 5,000,000 blacks 2,000,000 are rapists. Out of 400,000,000 whites in america there are 100,000,000.. So Rachel you are wrong As well. When it comes to average numbers. White people have blacks beat in america but if you look at individual races than yes blacks are at a high. But that goes to show. Blacks aren’t America’s leading rapists race is what people make it seem like. No no no no. Do the economics please

    • Paul McClain

      Look at history and see who has the record of child molestation and sick interests. It’s honestly white people that over rank all other races in crime and sexual abuse.

  • Theresa Hosford

    And what about some of the famous ppl who have the money to pay for sex yet still rape and molest others. Like mike Tyson, Michael Jackson , R Kelly just to start with.

    • Clara Manigault

      I am not sure about some of the ones you mentioned but as for Mike Tyson, I really doubt he did anything at all. And Micheal nor R Kelly were found guilty of anything. A lot of individuals just want that quick dollar.

  • karastin

    I hope she can sue the hell out of him. Regardless if there is or isn’t a law, he should labeled a sex offender and his picture posted every where. About as rotten and disgusting as they come

  • llexik

    I’d be taking the law into my own hands, literally, with a pair of scissors or perhaps a butcher knife. Jelly stick with your coffee?

    • Aaron Heath

      you do know that would get you an account of assault and you would be a worse criminal than him right?

      • llexik

        It’d be worth it and I’d probably become an internet celebrity in the process, which is sadly how society is today. Besides, if he didn’t do any time for this, I’m sure I wouldn’t get much either. Either way, it’d be worth it.

        • Aaron Heath

          WRONG . he didnt do anything illegal to much of an extent,BUT assualt IS a greater offense and you would be put in jail for a little

  • Lyds4preZ

    She needs to print hundreds of photos of him, with his name and his crime and put them up all over town.

  • Mr. G.

    Seeing as how she didn’t want to swallow, I don’t think she really loved him 😉
    What a dick!

  • Cameron Dimez

    What judge even allows those kind of loopholes? Yes, technically since he did it in secret she couldn’t charge him with “sexual misconduct”. However, semen is bio hazardous. At least book him on that. This is sexual harassment to the 9th degree

  • taetae cash

    This story is disturbing point, blank, period. Doesn’t really matter what race or nationality the predator is. But it’s so funny how the majority of these comments deal with white and black crime statistics. What I will say is black and white people every dam where is the same. Had this been an article about a robbery, the targeted race would be black. I see this day in and day out. And it’s so funny when the shoes on the other foot WE all react the same. Kind of seemingly protective of whatever race we’re defending. Lmbo. Although race will always be a factor EVERYWHERE, we as humans need to realize how much alike we all really are. Come on people! And this guy should be locked the hell up, that’s so nasty!

  • Bobbi Welch-Santanen

    no where did it say what color the man was it did say he was 34 which is old enough to know better, I hope he was fired at least and that she can sue the hell out of him. And I don’t care if the man was plaid that was disgusting.

  • Ann4EverReal

    What does it even matters what race the disgusting person is? And some ppl are always trying to put race in something. How about this there are criminals in all races, no sense in trying to figure out (well some of you think you know for a fact) what percentages of what race commits which crime. It DOESN’T MATTER, a crime is a crime.

    • obama_sucks2

      Agreed! Besides a white man could hurt, kill, rape, etc against a black person and vise versa! We are all human and of one race! Whatever color the criminal is that person should do the time so the rest of us, again no matter the color, can live in peace with everyone else!

      • Ann4EverReal

        Agree

  • mary

    Regardless if he was or not , if u do the crime u SHOULD do time period end of story, too many people get away with stuff as it is.that this country is going to hell fast.

  • Aaron Heath

    yes i would agree that it is somewhat dangerous and extremely unsanitary. but this man only commited one REAL crime here and that’s indecent exposure.

  • James Schaffer

    some cream in her coffee

  • Rhonda Boyd

    Whites !? Really PPL !? WHAT ABOUT THE BLACK MAN THAT JERKED ONTO McChicken and gave a lady AIDES !!!?? IT ISNT JUST ANY ONE RACE THAT HAS BAD APPLES GROW UP

    • jay Buogie

      First I never said “only or all” whites are sociopathic, because I know the difference. And, i also know some of the social sickness of blacks, as well as other cultures. But, don’t say things just because you’re a racist, and hateful. The McChicken situation wasn’t AIDS, but she was infected with “Herpes” FYI.

  • Kari

    I feel for her, but to go on TV here in Minnesota to say she was violently rapped is over the top. She needs to talk to a violently rapped victim and see there is a huge difference between drinking pee and having been rapped!