Turns out, Walt Disney World isn’t the greatest place on Earth… for masturbating employees.
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While inside a Walmart in Florida (where else?), mouse-eared worker Taylor Davis was arrested for jerking off and then throwing his bodily fluids on an unsuspecting female shopper.
The 20-year-old was strolling around the infants section, listening to some enticing “audio pornography” and happened to spot an attractive lady walking the aisles.
He then decided to follow her and, through a hole in his sweatshirt that allowed him instant penis access, fondle himself.
A Walmart security guard watched Taylor’s inappropriate behavior, which culminated with him wiping a “white substance” on some merchandise, and called the cops.
When officers arrived at the retailer, they found the suspect outside in the parking lot where he confessed to his X-rated actions.
According to a deputy, “Mr. Davis stated that he masturbated and after he ‘finished’ he flung the semen off of his hand.” The substance then landed on a woman who had no idea she had been pelted with jizz.
Davis also told police he was a porn addict who was struggling to keep his public masturbation in check for almost a year. And, yes, he also participated in similar behavior while working at Walt Disney World.
Mickey has yet to fire Davis, but he remains on unpaid leave pending his criminal case.
Davis was arrested and charged with criminal mischief and disorderly conduct. He was released from county jail yesterday on $750 bond.
We’re thinking he should start a support group with the man arrested for having sex with a stuffed horse in another Florida Walmart.
Photo: Osceola County Sheriff’s Office