Florida Man Arrested For Refusing To Stop Masturbating In Burger King

“What? I’m playing with my penis,” is what a 33-year-old West Palm Beach man said after being confronted for exposing himself in a Burger King.

The memorable mugshot is that of Jefferson King, a homeless man who was arrested for indecent exposure for allegedly exposing himself near the restrooms at the fast food joint.

More memorable than his mugshot is his one-liner when a female patron reprimanded him for his behavior. After repeated attempts to get him to stop, the customer contacted the manager, who told WBPF that he still continued to “stroke his penis.” Police were then called.

Related: Woman Threatens To Shoot Up Burger King Over A Cinnabon

When speaking to authorities, King claimed his did nothing wrong and pled ignorance, according to the report. Nevertheless, the 33-year-old was arrested and taken to Palm Beach County jail where he was charged with indecent exposure.

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  • Darlene Barton

    Just cut the damn thing off and make him eat it !!!

    • Will Lloyd

      Homeless and hungry? Eat a dick!

    • big mack

      Seriously bitch.

    • Ladies, Gentlemen, we’ve found a third wave feminist. lmao

      • Cpt_Justice

        And a childish misogynist!

        • I think the correct term is ‘being reasonable’. It just goes to show how mature you are, if you believe that anyone who doesn’t subscribe to your beliefs is a “childish mysogynist”. It’s either you are a troll, or you really are this stupid.

          • Cpt_Justice

            I would laugh, but you are serious. The irony of your post is even greater than your obvious misogyny. You are the first one to make an immature, sweeping, insulting generalization about people who obviously don’t believe exactly the way you do, by painting this ONE person who made a vicious remark as representative of “feminists”. For you to whine about someone pointing out your painfully obvious flaw is the height of hypocrisy – except, of course, your insistence that *I* must be the troll, or stupid. You are even more pathetic than I thought.

          • Well, you clearly ignored the fact that I was trying to be a little exaggerated with my statement. So I guess the only three problems are that you took everything I said seriously, or that you don’t understand my humour, or that I’m just not funny. That’s besides the point. What I meant to say was, according to you I’m “mysogynistic” for believing in true gender equality. I seem to get the impression that modern feminism has drifted so far away from its roots that it doesn’t even support gender equality at all. So all I’m saying is, it’s rather bold to say that because I don’t label myself a “feminist”, I’m a “childish mysogynist” (I put quotes around that for a reason).

          • Cpt_Justice

            RME AGAIN

          • I’m getting the impression you ran out of things to say, and just said “RME” to get the last word. Wow. And the other thing I learned from this, is that it makes me ‘immature’ to expose misandry. That is the flaw in your logic.

          • Also, I didn’t mention “feminism” as the whole movement, I only said “third wave feminism”.

          • Cpt_Justice

            RME

    • Nancyann

      You need some serious help. Run, don’t walk to a therapist that has a specialty in human interaction. Your reaction is way over the top not to mention unstable. The man obviously has a lower intelligence or was never taught appropriate behavior. You, however, should know better!

  • BigDaddyDK

    So, what is the problem. He had his Whopper in his hand.

  • Cpt_Justice

    Poor guy. He’s probably insane & needs to be locked up for his own safety. And he was doubtless left to fall through the cracks because he is poor.

  • susanb1

    NBN

  • nay88

    if you play with it to much your eyes will go crossed.

    • Nancyann

      You have to be joking. No person is as stupid as to believe what you posted. 🙂 with hugs not trying to be ugly.

    • kymbalaya

      OMG It’s true! Haha!

  • peggy sue

    See? Chem trails do work.

  • This guy was having it his way, right away at Burger King now.